...this is a question that's been bugging me for some time and now I have finally succumbed to inflict my ramblings on an unsuspecting cyber audience. I've no doubt my mumblings will have people surfing away faster than Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze in Point Break but hey, they say it's good to talk but then again you would wouldn't you if you were an overpayed therapist. This is me you see, nonsensical and etremely prone to taking the wierd and obscure tangent that makes even the orangest of oranges appear purple! What should you expect...overuse of the ellipsis and exclamation mark, poor spelling (which could result in expolsion from wizard school) and an unusual use of the phrase quadratic hyperventilating hermaphrodites in silk turquoise basques bathing in blancmange...enough said!!!